Romance is in the air and all thoughts lead to love, right? Well, if you're Miranda Blake, you've got more important things on your mind - like being homeless (sort of), unemployed (definitely) and recently divorced (rat bastard). So what's a girl to do? With the help of her friends, she's determined to dust off the booty, lift up the ladies, and get on with her life, except she doesn't have a clue on how to do it! And that lands her in trouble with the law, mooning a mall, and falling (literally) for the wrong man. Want to know more? Here's the blurb! A romantic comedy about friendships, flirtations, and the elusive “Fantasm!” Hi! I’m Miranda Blake and this is my story. Well, sort of. It’s more like a twisted fairytale, if you believe in them. Except there’s no beautiful, young princess with perky breasts, perfectly coiffed hair and a sassy attitude. I’m closing in on fifty, thirty pounds overweight according to Weight Watchers, and, after nursing two kids and that bitch, gravity, doing her job, I’m lucky the ladies don’t hit my knees. The gorgeous brown mane of hair is slightly frizzy from my ridiculous attempts to recapture my youth by dyeing the hell out of it. As for sassy attitude, well, it wasn’t so long ago that I was a doormat. And the charming prince who sweeps me off my feet into the life of my dreams? I have a dog called Prince, German Shepherd, who knocks me on my ass if I’m in the way when the doorbell rings. Does that count?